Represent to the full extent, with a Memphis Threat shirt. They won’t need to ask Where you’re from, cause they’ll know, dammit. I wore this shirt to my kung-fu class, and within fifteen minutes I was pulling roundhouse kicks all over the place. I told my instructors that now that I was pulling the roundhouse kick, I wanted to learn to squarehouse kick. They laughed and said there was no such thing. They won’t be laughing so hard when I squarehouse kick their faces off.

Rumor has it this shirt gives its wearer the ability to play guitar without ever taking a lesson! While some say it isn’t true, including us, it does give its wearer the ability to represent the city of Memphis like nobody’s business. AND – if you can play guitar, you will be able to play it way, way better. But if you don’t play guitar, that’s cool. You’ll just have to settle for looking and feeling awesome.

This shirt was designed to be worn by everyone – LGBT and non-LGBT in an effort to push back against the frightening laws which are being passed in the state of Tennessee which threaten the safety and security of our citizens. All funds raised will buy stickers and posters to give away free to anyone who wants them, as long as they promise to stick them up everywhere, to show those in the LGBT community that being different is not only okay, it can be cool. Read more about the project here.

Roll to the party in style. Deathmouse style. If you don’t get it, there’s no use explaining. If you do get it – keep it like a secret: Let the fear on their faces be the blackened sunshine that feeds the dark garden of your soul.

Some say the 36 Chambers are the tasks one has to complete in order to become a warrior. Others say the 36 Chambers represent the human heart. Either way – Memphis has no shortage of warriors, or heart. Represent Memphis to the fullest by wearing this 36 Chambers shirt, on 4.5 ounce ringspun cotton, it’s both comfortable and cool in the burning Memphis heat.

This high-quality screen-printed vinyl sticker is suitable for all indoor / outdoor applications. Put it on your car. Put it on your skateboard. Put it on your dog. Put it anywhere you decide, and make everyone super-jealous! At 5 1/2 inches tall and 4 1/4 inches wide, it’s pretty darn big!

This memorial tee-shirt was designed to raise money for the Reatard Memorial Project, which will purchase artifacts and information to display in Memphis TN. To read more about this project, click here.

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This shirt is a 4.5 ounce ringspun cottin, lightweight shirt (no thick tee-shirts for us). It is way too hot in Memphis to be sweating through some ridiculous Beefy-Tee. While the shirts aren’t American Apparel, they are very close in comfort and weight.

Everyone seems to see Memphis as the bad guys – The Memphis Threat. Let’s embrace it. Memphis looks good in black.

Front of Shirt (click for larger image)

This shirt breathes in the insufferable heat of the Memphis Summer. It is a 4.5 ounce ringspun lightweight shirt, not some thick blanket of a Beefy-Tee. It isn’t American Apparel, but it’s darn close.